The very latest in the series celebrating the unsung articles of Illogicopedian history.
Very rarely does an article really communicate with the reader. The Live Article will do this and more besides - it will eat you if you aren't careful, you'd better believe it.
There's also a special message for Mr. T in there if you are brave enough to read that far, but be wary for this article can contaminate your system and haunt your dreams forever if you ain't careful!
Read the article as if it being read by Borat or Brian Blessed for extra oomph. Read in the dark if you want to be scared, but make sure there's nothing under the bed first.