Saturday, 1 December 2012

Suffering from post-Olympics letdown?

I'm a huge fan of violent sports, and organized child abuse has always been my favorite genre. My two boys will tell you, I specialized in haymakers and kidney punches, and I did it with relish.

Not since the 400 meter downhill spouse beating event of 1965 have I been this excited about a new way to inflict pain competitively. MMATP (Mixed martial arts toddler pummeling) is just the sort of thing I can get behind.

Won't you join us in promoting good, clean family fun?

9 comments:

  1. Hey, I won a gold medal at the Olympics! I pinched it from Bradley Wiggins' pocket when he wasn't looking. It is currently in a top secret location.

    (Bradley Wiggins' mum's house.)

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