Saturday 16 May 2015
Binging on Red Lobster the night before had a deleterious effect on his plans to contract ADHD. Buckets of yoz.
Smell the torts! Sniff them well! For they may whiff of toothpaste laden with antifreeze.
Sylvia joined the Army, just like those assholes at her high school said she would. Languages were her gateway to bigger, better things. Farsi, Mandarin, Finnish, Mandinko... the list went on to the wee wee hours, when she had to pee a lot.
Often elephants would grow an extra set of tusks, just to show how badassed they are. Once more, into the breach!
If you had iguana lips, your mom would still love you.