ell well, it be me.
Or be it?
No actually, it be. Okay, I'm confused now. But anyway I'm back.
*cue dramatic music*
To celebrate this occasion let us sing "OMG" to the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson (yeah, the dead one).
On second thought, let's not.
And now, as a part of randomly making fun of the way I set posts out, I am proud to present...
ATTACK OF THE ONE SENTENCE PARAGRAPHS!!!
"Well then" said Jenkins.
And then they all died.
Uhhuh uhhuh, thankyou very much.
Showing posts with label insane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insane. Show all posts
Monday, 27 July 2009
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
People must want to KILL me sometimes.
Well, the title says it all.
Anyone that knows me in real life will agree, I bring a new meaning to "random". And "uber annoying".
This seems to be because of my obsession with all things extremely random. Every day, I have something new and completely logical to say. Not.
Every morning I emerge from my bedroom, looking really messed up (hey, I get tired like normal people you know) with something random to say. Sometimes it's something I made up, sometimes it's repeating something retarded I heard on Illogicopedia, sometimes it's strange news I saw on the BBC Worldwide news site at 4am that morning before I went to sleep.
Whatever way, I always have something stupid to say. Most of the time, it's a single word, such as bagel, bleh, heelloooo, neeeeeh or whatever. Random sentences, such as The bagel man is out to get you, are common too.
But it doesn't end with words. Sometimes I'll randomly come out from my room, doing something dumb, like the omelette man dance, walking into the wall and asking it to make me a sandwich, going up to one of our many pets and making weird faces in it's face, or replying to all questions with a stupid ?pedian word, such as flub nugget, eeble sonk, or anything like that.
To make a long story short, you don't want to know me in real life unless you are prepared to deal with the most idiotic, moronic, dumb, stupid and annoying person you'll ever hear, do NOT, by any means, attempt to approach me in any way, shape or form. The individuals (aka extremely tolerant friends) that do approach me are specially trained individuals who are taught to handle this kind of mentally unstable person.
Did I mention my voice is really annoying, whether I'm being random or not?
Anyone that knows me in real life will agree, I bring a new meaning to "random". And "uber annoying".
This seems to be because of my obsession with all things extremely random. Every day, I have something new and completely logical to say. Not.
Every morning I emerge from my bedroom, looking really messed up (hey, I get tired like normal people you know) with something random to say. Sometimes it's something I made up, sometimes it's repeating something retarded I heard on Illogicopedia, sometimes it's strange news I saw on the BBC Worldwide news site at 4am that morning before I went to sleep.
Whatever way, I always have something stupid to say. Most of the time, it's a single word, such as bagel, bleh, heelloooo, neeeeeh or whatever. Random sentences, such as The bagel man is out to get you, are common too.
But it doesn't end with words. Sometimes I'll randomly come out from my room, doing something dumb, like the omelette man dance, walking into the wall and asking it to make me a sandwich, going up to one of our many pets and making weird faces in it's face, or replying to all questions with a stupid ?pedian word, such as flub nugget, eeble sonk, or anything like that.
To make a long story short, you don't want to know me in real life unless you are prepared to deal with the most idiotic, moronic, dumb, stupid and annoying person you'll ever hear, do NOT, by any means, attempt to approach me in any way, shape or form. The individuals (aka extremely tolerant friends) that do approach me are specially trained individuals who are taught to handle this kind of mentally unstable person.
Did I mention my voice is really annoying, whether I'm being random or not?
Saturday, 13 September 2008
T3PO's Thoughts of the Week (Week 1)
Hey T3PO here. This is a new IllogiBlog segment every Saturday where I share my thoughts about ?pedia and other crap.
WEEK 1
"What Happened to Ol' Mr. Brown?"
--T3PO
WEEK 1
- IllogiToons is a great project (Wish I had a working scanner...)
- IllogiWorld NEEDS contributors
- People need to make more Halloween Fables
- Thanks to Emperor Metalflower for nomming my article "Are You Freaking Kidding Me?"
- I'm sick of looking at dead IRC after 4:30am EST. (Seppy your good to talk to but..)
- I can't write Randumb articles ((EVIDENCE!!))
- Peesmell comes from PEE!
"What Happened to Ol' Mr. Brown?"
--T3PO
Monday, 1 September 2008
New video!
Want to see illogiTV's newest video? How about a bunch of plastic figures getting brutally massacred. What could be more entertaining?
To see on YouTube click here.
To see on YouTube click here.
Saturday, 1 December 2007
Illogi Classics - #7, The 'Where's...?' series
Another unsung classic from the annals of the Illogicopedia.
The 'Where games' series was the very first article series on the Illogicopedia. Well, there's lots to choose from here and it requires a bit of clicking about but you'd better do it or you too might face the wrath of the Obese Possum.
The Where series is useful if you wanted to ask a question but found that talking to your computer monitor illicits no response. For example:
Also includes the whereabouts of Osama, so if you are looking, US Government, hint hint.
The 'Where games' series was the very first article series on the Illogicopedia. Well, there's lots to choose from here and it requires a bit of clicking about but you'd better do it or you too might face the wrath of the Obese Possum.
The Where series is useful if you wanted to ask a question but found that talking to your computer monitor illicits no response. For example:
You: "Where's the blooming lavatory?"
Computer screen: "..."
Also includes the whereabouts of Osama, so if you are looking, US Government, hint hint.
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