30. SPRAINTS – Otter dung.
Trying to assume the illogical point of view is not always as easy as it sounds. In fact, it is infinitely more difficult to be consistently illogical than to simply exist in a barren wasteland of fear and collective reality, living with a code of strictest adherence to commonly held ideas of that logic is. An
Illogician, one accomplished in the subtle art and science of Illogic, must be able to zoom in, expand out, make tenuous connections and be able to study a problem with the express intent of seeing it in a new light.
In my 40's I studied at University of Nescience, obtaining a Masters degree in Spiritual Reengineering and becoming ordained as a Minister
UCTAA. I came away from this experience with a sense of wonder and a profound disgust with people who think they know much of anything at all. This qualifies me as an Illogician of supreme self-importance, and compels me to become the self-appointed chaplain for
Illogicopedia and
Illogiblog. Once again a legend in my own mind.
Bunnies have been on our minds this week. Horrible bunnies. Horrible bunnies will probably continue to make appearances here, at least for the near future.
Roberto has been a pain in our butts, again.
For better or worse, Illogitoons seems to be back. There are between 3 and 7.62 new comics now published in this venerable publication. Published... huh... interesting word... interesting, interesting, in-ter-res-
ting... hmm... sounds funny when you say it with an,
"Oh, my! I've just decapitated another warlock!" look on your face. Grunties...
We have a new entry for Illogidictionary. Due to the current sad state of server roberta, it will have to be deposited here in the interest of creating a permanent record.
Aeeble - (Frogreeklish) 1. A term describing the state of being entirely devoid of
eeble and or
sonk. 2. Used by Ostrogoths as a cry to herald the making of soup from the giblets. 3. An extension to the so-called Hegelian
dialectic, aeeble is the term used to proscribe a hegelian dielectric for capacitance into a 7 dimensional Klein bottle.
Today the Illogicomedia Foundation would like to recognize a first in our history: a registered user that visits regularly.
It's December 19, 2012. I was deeply concerned that no-one had blogged in the month of November. No one. Not once.
I suppose it had to happen eventually. Some weirdo up and decided that what the world needs is more dreck of our ilk in the form of the Illogicomedia Foundation. Founded by Cluck Loonie in the year Buckauwk, the illustrious organization claims to be able to predict earthquakes. Previous attempts have failed capitally, primarily because there have been no previous attempts. We must thank the Bard for his fevered hallucinatory efforts in this direction, since he did it. Or rather, maybe we could condemn him as a purveyor of nonsense and such, corrupter of modern youthishness.
30. SPRAINTS – Otter dung.
So, I've made another blog with loose ties to this here one, being as that it's all illogical too. Taking full advantage of the Illogicopedia's "you can even write about your dog" informal policy, my dog Frunobulax has begun her own venture into the blogosphere called Frunobublog. Ostensibly based on her quest for access to higher spiritual planes, the thrust of her nefarious writings are directed towards doing her best to be "Daddy's baby girl". She loves to be called that.
I have to admit, I expected Illogicopedia to have fulfilled its plans for World Domination at this point. After more than three years on the road, only a brief mention in a mainstream newspaper blog column and an insignificant post at starkedsf.com have come close to even recognising Illogicopedia as slightly notable [citation needed].
