Well, it isn't Christmas yet, but this year's festive period is special. No, it isn't the Second Coming of Christ or anything like that, we've got a Chrimbo article competition for you all. Enter today and you could* win some Christmas pudding and a lump of coal!
Hurry, though. You only have until the 22nd of Ditzimber (that's December to sane people) to finish your article, so get writing.
*notice I said 'could'
**Image by me, reproduced with kind permission from absolutely nobody.