- Pay: five pence an hour
- Perks: you get to keep any Kit Kats you find on the floor
- Must have past experience of attention seeking (3+ years)
- Must be completely insane
- Pay: sense of inflated self esteem
- Must know how to work keyboard
- Must be toilet trained
- Pay: nuts
*Not available in all areas**.
**In fact, only available in Seppy's flat.