The Illogicopedia requires one caretaker
to clean up discarded haddock and biscuit crumbs from the office carpet.
- Pay: five pence an hour
- Perks: you get to keep any Kit Kats you find on the floor
The Illogiblog requires one opinionated drama queen
- Must have past experience of attention seeking (3+ years)
- Must be completely insane
- Pay: sense of inflated self esteem
Illogicopedia is looking for one hamster
to improve article quality.
- Must know how to work keyboard
- Must be toilet trained
- Pay: nuts
All applications must be sent to Silent Penguin, Somewhere, c/o someone
. Don't forget to quote the Illogiblog for your free toilet roll*.*Not available in all areas**.
**In fact, only available in Seppy's flat.
are you looking 4 a hamster cuz here i am!!! ps i have rabies!!!ReplyDelete
visit my site www.societynonsense.wetpaint.com
You're hired. When can you start?ReplyDelete
When you get MrMetalFlower to unblock me. All i did was create a page on the link User:RandomDude/My Dumb Article. HE deleted it IDK why and i just made it again. So why am i blocked????? I dont get it????ReplyDelete
THis Raggle FRaggle King. Sorry i forgt passwrd. Ps if you are an admin can you give me and Benedict Blade permission to make another political party??? It would be a BIG FAVOR.ReplyDelete
I could find his flat! I'll burn it down like they have done with council houses in my area!ReplyDelete
Ummmmnnnn.....Yeh. Ragglefraggle rocks
Ummmmm......THE BA JIBBLE PARTY!
Errrrr.....FUNKY CHUNKY MONKY