No! Don't take that pill!

Professional apoplectic and union gooch bedazzler Warren Leaky-Blemish had decided to use the minions at his disposal to eradicate Illogicopedia. He has failed profoundly.

Binging on Red Lobster the night before had a deleterious effect on his plans to contract ADHD. Buckets of yoz.

Smell the torts! Sniff them well! For they may whiff of toothpaste laden with antifreeze.

Sylvia joined the Army, just like those assholes at her high school said she would. Languages were her gateway to bigger, better things. Farsi, Mandarin, Finnish, Mandinko... the list went on to the wee wee hours, when she had to pee a lot.

Often elephants would grow an extra set of tusks,  just to show how badassed they are. Once more, into the breach!

If you had iguana lips, your mom would still love you.

The Illogi-car

Illogicopedia has entered a car for this year's British Touring Car Championships. Well, almost: it's sponsoring a Vauxhall Astra:



Check the scalliness! In actual fact, I was bored one afternoon so decided to make an Illogicopedia themed car on Forza Motorsport 2. The above pictures are evidence of this abomination.

Blogged

Illogicopedia in the general blogosphere. That is to say, linkage from other blargs, sorry, blogs, on that massive web type thing.

The blogosphere is a massive sphere that, if you touch, you die. -- Francis E Dec's smart Alec friend

Well, not exactly... you see, the blogosphere is actually a hunking great pink elephant that will eat you... [is cut]

Sigh. Just click the links.

• Toribelliachi's (Robomilk's) Livejournal - Online hotspots
• Csgonsilu (?!) - A list of free encyclopedias
• WikiHowl: Shout out to Illogicopedia
• Mislih (Mandaliet's LiveJournal?) - a mention
• Mossy Coconut - a mention
• A syndicated article that mentions Illogicopedia. Oh good-o!

And a special mention for T3PO's blog which he just launched.

Ugh, bring the brain medicine... my sanity is fading fast.