Arf...

That's mostly what Frunobulax says, and mostly what I say these days. I am some kind of elitist Poindexter, I know, but consider the following:

• Ricky Gervais can be better than sex.
• The Supreme Court will not allow yaks in chambers.
• The guy in the picture has a doggie snoot.
• There's no U in orgasm.

Next thing you know, Christmas will be rolling up on us. The poor Norwegian Blues, pining for the fjords, and Nancy's mom is drunk again. I think she's peed in the back seat. Next exit, out she goes.