Oh my God, I have a blog!

Oh my...

Seriously, WackyWikiapeeedia is running again! What can we do? Erm...

If I met Angela on the street, I would:

• take my shotgun and shoot her in her hands as she can't type anylonger.
• shoot her in her feet, when she said that she types with her toes.
• ask her politely to kill herself.
• ...

No, I think we can just stand and watch :(

I almost forgot to say that I have a Blog. I've recently started it. The blog is about everything and is written in Dutch and Norwegian (by me of course). It calls "MENSA RERUM" (Latin for "table of things"). Visit it here.

We need a reason for people to kontribute

We really do. It's getting like a desert of editing out there and I'm looking for an oasis. Not the band.

Huge Bob is back with GREY DAyS

You heard correctly! Illogicopedia's resident doodler has returned to the IllogiToons fray with his latest strip, GREY DAyS. You really should check it out, or we'll send round the neighbourhood watch guys again. Needless to say, it's suitably strange.


Not sure if this will become a regular thing, but it's cool nonetheless. Click the pic for full quality.

Wikia Reopens Illogifail

A not so recent newsflush nobody seems to have noticed. Wikia has just reopened the old wiki we used to recide at for a user who spent one day editing it, it is now back to its usual dead editors barely consisting of anything, clearly we need to sort this out once and for all.

Ideas?

Men In Black take over Illogicopedia

You heard right. Will Smith and that other bloke have infiltrated the Illogicopedia servers and used their mind-erasing gadgets to eradicate everything done in the last seven days - which in itself raises questions as to how machines can be affected by a device meant for humans.

Anyhow, the likelihood is that some sort of alien activity took place on Illogic over the past week, resulting in the arrival of said MIBs. CarlB was questioned mercilessly for seven hours, though thankfully they chose not to wipe his memory. It is via him we recount the events of this week.

The upshot is that for the time being, most edits made in the last seven days have been lost to the annals of time, which, as they say, is a major bummer, dude. Needless to say, the Illogic dwarves are working on rectumifying the problem as we speak, so all hope is not lost just yet.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungus! -- Irate administrator

It is a very important day

We shall remember

Its 11/9. The day the Illogicopedian servers were hit by a group of jamican voodoo terrorists. We shall not forget the fallen pages which were hit by two hijacked pelicans, and of course the pelicans family. Amen




Also, in other news the toaster has jumped up and its not long before...

Quote of the Day

I have made a quote of the day thingermajigger!!!

It's here.

I know it's so totally awesome and all like epicness and epicsauce.

If you want (and I want you to) to submit a quote all info is on the talk page which conveniently is where you submit your quotes.

It's so easy it's cheesy! Well I wouldn't say cheesy. Maybe breezy, perhaps squeezy.

So what the hell are you waiting for, me to hack your account so I can't say I wasn't alone on a project I made? Um... But I would- like- never do that- um- because I don't do things like- um- that... Yeah....

Admin stalking FTW!

Now you can follow the browsing progress of any of the administrators via recent changes! If you look closely, you will see patrolled revisions taking up most of yesterday and the day before. Since these are set to automatic, you can see exactly where your friendly admins are, have been and are going to be, 1984 style!

That's all I have to say right now, so have fun, and I'll be back sooner than Arnie with a large mallet wedged between his buttocks.

The Illogic Roadshow: Be on the lookout for the Illogico-mobile (pictured right), which will passing through your area some time soon, providing locals with ice cream, fnurdles and other such Illogicery. Yehee!

Silent Penguin eats babies

Now, unless you live under a rock, you'll probably know that fundamental changes to the Illogicopedian of the Month Award are currently being discussed, being prompted to after recent apathy ...ahem... led Hindleyite to make a forum page.

Opinion is pretty divided on the matter, but without your help we could upgrade that to subtracted, with the ultimate goal being multiplied. So saddle up the forum'mobile and put the newb hats away, because this topic needs your input. ....to be vaguely recalled. (WTF?!??!)

Also, if you do live under a rock, I'd assume you're in quite a bit of discomfort right now, depending on the size and jaggedness of the rock obviously, and are most likely homeless seeing as your average schmuck lives under many combined slabs of concrete and wire. Maybe you'll get lucky and THE will write you into one of his articles.

To be honest I'm just so chuffed that this time I remembered my google account password that I just had to make a celebratory blog post. It's *******.

Oh, and Silent Penguin really does eat babies, I saw him do it. The baby was all like "waaaaaaa" and Seppy was like "om nom nom nom", classic youtube moment.

After quiet reflection, I actually do have something serious to say

What is the point of all this Wikia-bashing? Our Creative Commons licensing allows anyone, even Corporate Satan, (that right there needs a picture or something) to redistribute our work as long as their version is also available under the same license. The fact that Wikia or anyone wants to host a copy or fork of our content should be perceived as flattering if we really do believe in the Creative Commons mindset. (As I do) What isn't Creative Commons is our name, Illogicopedia, which ought to be trademarked. If their site has the same name as ours, that would be something to complain about, not the fact that they've copied our content within the terms of our license.

Though, as I understand it, even if we don't have a registered trademark we should be protected on the name because our use of it on EditThis before we moved to Wikia is clearly an example of "prior art" which would show anyone else's attempt to trademark the name to be fraudulent.

Just thought I'd enlighten anyone who's not aware of the legal issues surrounding the whole Illogicopedia vs Wikia thing.

HELLO FROM NERD42 A GAI N

I AM EAT COW lookblog!!!!! i will write on screen,words words words!!

article rate has declined recently, causing brains to shrivel up and turn into yogart covered raisinsvery yummy! pipes make watergo wires make sparkly colors!

partially complete sentence

last time i writed it was wednestues on iTunes for 99 cents which is 50 Cent plus 49 or Holla for a Dolla minus one Abraham Lincoln clone. his giant top hat makes the blogspot password forgot but remembered it again because it was the same as gmail

ideas don't connect AND CAPSLOCK IS NOT FOR CAPITALIZING THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE BUT IS INSTEAD FOR EMPHASIS only sissies use bold for emphasis

instead of teaching the ABCs, we should teach kids QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM because that's the order of the letters that they will be using most often. OH NOES, A LOGICAL THOUGHT, BANISH IT BANISH IT!

and I like the Beatles