Saturday, 12 September 2009

Men In Black take over Illogicopedia

You heard right. Will Smith and that other bloke have infiltrated the Illogicopedia servers and used their mind-erasing gadgets to eradicate everything done in the last seven days - which in itself raises questions as to how machines can be affected by a device meant for humans.

Anyhow, the likelihood is that some sort of alien activity took place on Illogic over the past week, resulting in the arrival of said MIBs. CarlB was questioned mercilessly for seven hours, though thankfully they chose not to wipe his memory. It is via him we recount the events of this week.

The upshot is that for the time being, most edits made in the last seven days have been lost to the annals of time, which, as they say, is a major bummer, dude. Needless to say, the Illogic dwarves are working on rectumifying the problem as we speak, so all hope is not lost just yet.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungus! -- Irate administrator

3 comments:

  1. Wikipedia is giving away 35 servers http://techblog.wikimedia.org/2009/09/server-donation-time-again/ but they're only willing to give them to non-profit entities. "If you would like to receive some of these servers for your NONPROFIT use, please email servers@wikimedia.org. Please include in your email how you will be using the servers, and the address they would be shipped to. We will review all requests and try to fairly pick out where they go. (Selection process may be refined, but it also may just include throwing darts at a board to break up ties.)"

    Now how do we convince them that Illogicopedia is non-profit? Perhaps launch a hostile takeover of GM and Chrysler, the two most non-profitable companies in existence?

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