Houston to experience problems

In my latest attempt to make it look like people are going on the site I've written a news post for the blog.

Regardless, it was confirmed earlier this morning that Houston, a vague sity-like location in the US of A will be experiencing some problems later today. When pressured for the catch phrase an official spokesperson gave this response.

"Ok! Umm, uhh, how's it go. Houston, there's some issues we may need to deal with."''

...never mind. ..idiot.