Sunday, 22 April 2012

Not in defense of Roberto

Once again we repeat our recursive redoublings,
quickly quashing an itch or a fervor to do violence to something like Roberto. Pig's lilly festoonery would be easier to find in a public library than a serving server for Illogicopedia's nefarious purpose. A brittle mooch would be the day when you see fit to fling the pea skyward, and we all know that gravity exerts it's inexcrementable influence, on pod and pea alike.

This brings us to what I imagine Roberto to look like, in the flesh, so to speak. This debauched wreckage of technical malfeasance only serves not to serve. Were the inscrutable Non-existent Man to be summoned to the scene of the crime, would he not not show up? Such is the wrinkled case for Roberto, and this is why he needs to be replaced.

6 comments:

Harry Yack said...

Has Bob killed Illogicopedia once and for all? This is the longest we've been down since the Editthis days. Screw you Roberto!

Am I concerned? Nerrr, slightly. *Nervous twitch* :P

carlb said...

At last word, Roberto has absconded from Ontario and was last seen back online in Montréal after the better part of a week of nothing but trouble. Local authorities have been notified to be on the lookout for him.

Sensei Gruntled said...

Descartes said "your mum has been notified"

Harry Yack said...

Illogicopedia is back up. Thank goodness! I thought I'd have to go on Uncyc for a minute there ;P

carlb said...

This is Roberto, as originally deployed in 2008: http://illogicopedia.org/wiki/Image:Servidor_Supermicro813.jpg

Harry Yack said...

Cool! Nice to put an actual face to the man. :P