Saturday chicken musings, laced with anger management videos

The Reptilians are definitely increasing in power and influence.  The Bilderbergers are up to their old dirty tricks again, lacing prime time television with anger management video footage, subliminally implanted by Roberto and his allies in the Illuminati. 

At the gym, Reptilians are the ones buying all the steroids and Human Growth Hormone.  Your supervisor at the glue factory is probably a Reptilian. 

This brings me to chickens.  What's with all the chicken related legislation lately?  Americans, Brits, and many other "democracies" are suddenly afflicted with chickeny fears.  It oozes from their pores, mars the complexion... should we, the proletariat, be afraid?  You remember what Uncle Pete did with 8 chickens last week?  I think we're in trouble.

Woot, and loth I edit.

Well, I would edit this blog for a site at wikia called Illogicopedia, wow that sounded like a shameless pug for my site, heh, I guess I typed it that way huh. I say I would, but my Keyboard is broken, so I won't be able to post. And that my young reader is why you don't believe everything you see on the internet. TOASTER! oh, sorry about that, So iv got to go now because iv got to {{Insert Crappy Excuse Here|Wash my hair|Take my pet rock for a walk|go and do less important but far more enjoyable things}}, so I might type you later. So long loyal fan.