Sunday 28 August 2011

Saturday chicken musings, laced with anger management videos

The Reptilians are definitely increasing in power and influence.  The Bilderbergers are up to their old dirty tricks again, lacing prime time television with anger management video footage, subliminally implanted by Roberto and his allies in the Illuminati. 

At the gym, Reptilians are the ones buying all the steroids and Human Growth Hormone.  Your supervisor at the glue factory is probably a Reptilian. 

This brings me to chickens.  What's with all the chicken related legislation lately?  Americans, Brits, and many other "democracies" are suddenly afflicted with chickeny fears.  It oozes from their pores, mars the complexion... should we, the proletariat, be afraid?  You remember what Uncle Pete did with 8 chickens last week?  I think we're in trouble.
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2 comments:

  1. Harry Yack31 August 2011 at 11:53

    Who told you about the Reptilians? Oh no, the Illuminati will have Illogicopedia taken down in the blink of an eye!

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  2. Sensei Gruntled31 August 2011 at 18:03

    I thought all we ?pedians were indoctrinated into believing in the Reptilians?

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