A mere Illogic Classic entry does not do justice for this forum topic. That's why we've decided to dip back into the archives and bring you this, an extended tribute to Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
Now with added silly pictures for effect!
Q: What is Sally?
A: The effect achieved when light reflected from venus is refracted by some swamp gas, distilled then bottled and sold at an outrageous 256% mark-up.
Q: Does leaving water bottles out in the sun actually make the water EXPLODE?
A: No, but you can actually do that with ants.
Q: Guess who's back?
A: Bcbkye's back. Tell your friends.
Q: Do mannequins talk?
A: It's a huge conspiracy involving invisible trains, potatoes, Eastenders and the Elmo Corporation.
A: Death is a symptom of life.
Q: Does the Socratic method ever work?
A: Ask a Socratic question, get a Socratic answer.
Q: What is the point?
A: Something very sharp.
Q: Shall I proceed to eat my computer?
A: I hear Macs are tasty this time of year.
Q: How many Seppys does it take to fix a lightbulb?
A: One, because he can change it with the power of his mind! You wouldn't believe some of the other stuff he can do...
And on that note, I leave you with major spoilers.