Friday, 9 September 2011
Retractable Landing Gear Week
There was a time when having a university degree conveyed a good likelihood that you were somewhat well-read, and could manage to discuss things a bit more crucial to the advancement of the species than Budweiser and what the kids want on TV.
We're in a sad state. What do you want me to tell you? That being said, we've always been in a sad state. The pressures I complain of are simply inevitable. If it weren't this, it would be that.
That being said, I recommend celebrating Retractable Landing Gear Week with aplomb and ashram. Be classy, tell your neighbor their yard looks nice, wear a tight corset, tutu, gas mask, cowboy hat and cover yourself in Wesson Oil.