There was a time when having a university degree conveyed a good likelihood that you were somewhat well-read, and could manage to discuss things a bit more crucial to the advancement of the species than Budweiser and what the kids want on TV.
We're in a sad state. What do you want me to tell you? That being said, we've always been in a sad state. The pressures I complain of are simply inevitable. If it weren't this, it would be that.
That being said, I recommend celebrating Retractable Landing Gear Week with aplomb and ashram. Be classy, tell your neighbor their yard looks nice, wear a tight corset, tutu, gas mask, cowboy hat and cover yourself in Wesson Oil.
Sadly, my Phd in quantum physics won't help me replace my car's oil. I've tried sunflower oil but it smelled horrible, so I'm currently attempting olive oil. Failing that, it'll have to be orange juice.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not thick, oh no.