I suppose it had to happen eventually. Some weirdo up and decided that what the world needs is more dreck of our ilk in the form of the Illogicomedia Foundation. Founded by Cluck Loonie in the year Buckauwk, the illustrious organization claims to be able to predict earthquakes. Previous attempts have failed capitally, primarily because there have been no previous attempts. We must thank the Bard for his fevered hallucinatory efforts in this direction, since he did it. Or rather, maybe we could condemn him as a purveyor of nonsense and such, corrupter of modern youthishness.
Meh... as long as he doesn't get his hands on any plutonium, the captain can say "Make it so" long into the morning hours, without fear of vampire attack.
While we're on the subject, here's a whoring of my recent article, Sandwich Demons.