W*kia

Well, as nobody may have noticed, (except for Hindleyite, who seems to be nauseous from our latest laughing gas leak.) it appears that Wikia's ghost town of ?pedia has dropped off the google rankings of our sitename :D. Can I be the first to say "F*cking Finally!"

And now for an image of Duncan's goods.


So, also Hindleyite commented on a post he made to w*kia's ripoff of various other answers sites which beg for users to answer the questions the site owners cant be bothered to answer themselves. Well, it seems in an attempt to dodge the bullet, they have deleted the question. In typical style, it seems w*kia (or at least it's representatives) are willing to put their hands in their ears and pretend as though it never happened.

I'd finally like to say how grateful we are to Carl for providing us free hosting. And i unlike some users, am not going to look a gift-horse in the mouth over the downtime we get for about 10 minutes a night.

Oooh... fancy

The Illogiblog is experimenting with a new layout. Let us know what you think in the comments section... Mel Gibson compels ye. Careful not to stare too deep into his eyes or you've had it.

I have to go now as my microwave burger is ready, but Mel will keep an eye on things while I am gone.

Read more about the Mel Gibson conspiracy, a previous featured article, here.

Competition

Looks as though several blogging sites plan to use competition as a way of gaining readers and boosting visitor count. Well us here at the illogiblog are too lazy and cheapskate to bother engineering such an event, however, we have a second hand condom to give away, so if your interested, send a letter to: Freepost, Illogiblog and include your name, address, social security number or national insurance number, address and mothers maiden name, for the chance to win a prize in exchange for crippling debt. Sparkle away you insane Zirconia.

*please note, condom not included

Out Now on DVD - Das PussyVator

A connoisseur of 18R rated movies? Well get yourself down to your local newsagent and get the newly released Das PussyVator today! Here's what some already satisfied customers had to say:

• "I love the smell of german lycra in the morning" - Big Al McCheese
• "That's supposed to be a cat?" - Some kid
  
• "Meh... not enough fish" - Silent Penguin

The sequel to Media: The Movie, Das Pussyvator was first brought to the public's attention by an episode of Early Morning Television. Public demand has seen 2000 copies in glorious VHS imported from Mexico, just for you, the IllogiBlog readers!

By the way, you'll have to ask your newsagent for the film. He'll keep it under his desk...