The pickle competition only has a measly one week left to run, so get writing noooow.
Remember it isn't all about writing quality - the randumb category rewards the most humorous article of a more 'random' nature. So if you aren't the best writer in the world, do not despair for you can still win an inflatable hammer or Batman or something the cat dragged in.
Disregard the picture on the right - it is there simply for comedic effect. As is the following sentence.
Boo slatee glasweegarth - da dun du dunn da dunn.