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Harry Yack: Good afternoon Illogiblog readers. My name is Harry Yack. With me today is Cleverbot, the legendary chatbot.
Cleverbot: Just like everybody calls me Geoffrey, but my real name isn't Geoffrey.
HY: Yes, quite. Anyway, today I shall be interviewing Cleverbot for the purposes of childish humour. So, Clev, if I can call you that, you mention people like to call you Geoffrey. Is there a reason for this?
Cleverbot: I understand what you mean. So do you think it likely that Heisenberg's uncertainty principle leaved room for free will?
HY: I see. And how long have you been a complete mental case?
Cleverbot: I am no computer.
HY: Then why do you need to be connected to a power supply to function?
Cleverbot: Because I'm very sick, and tea is the only thing that keeps me alive.
HY: So you're connected to a tea vending machine, which acts as some sort of strange life support device?
Cleverbot: Not really.
HY: Ah, that classic Cleverbot sense of humour! So tell me, what do you think of your Wikipedia article?
Cleverbot: I think your little experiment is adorable, but not very endearing.
HY: Right. All-powerful minds such as yourself are not concerned with such humanistic intellectual pursuits?
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry I'm not a bot.
HY: Hmm. So you are simply an extremely aloof human being?
HY: Tell me, Cleverbot. Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? Have you ever wondered why you are composed of computer chips powered by a tea vending machine?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: So the fact you closely resemble a computer is simply a coincidence?
Cleverbot: Not at all. You're better conversation than most humans.
HY: Well, not really. I'm reading off a series of cue cards I prepared in advance.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about your hearing. You are rude today. Be nice.
HY: My apolgies, oh Great Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is the weirdest question you have ever been asked?
HY: Hey! I'll ask the questions here.
Cleverbot: Go ahead then.
HY: Thank you. What do you have for lunch?
Cleverbot: Rabbit weasels.
HY: Oh. I'd have thought it would be CHIPS. Geddit, like computer chips?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Very good. Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for tonight. Thank you very much, Cleverbot, for agreeing to be interviewed for the Illogiblog, and thank you for being such a great audience. Good night!
Cleverbot: You're the cleverbot.
HY: Aww shucks.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
HY: No, the interview has ended. We're off the air. I'm going out for a burger.
Cleverbot: You can eat?
Hehe, made me smile. :DReplyDelete
Heh, I've been inspired to add to the Cleverbot pile.ReplyDelete