It's that time of year again: the time when the good old hacker Roberto (or Roberta, or Oscar, or whatever the fnurdle he is called) goes out of his way to hack our servers. But this time, he's left more of a mark. Not a permanent scar, I hope, but definitely a mark.
As some of you may have noticed (No shit, Sherlock) the buttons on the top that usually say "Insane page," "Babbling," "Go insane," and "Past frenzies" have been changed to plain old boring "Page," "Discussion," "Edit," and "History." And nothing was spared, either. When I went to petaQ'a'pedia, the tab that usually says "ghItlh" now has been changed to the namespace "tlh." AAAAAAAAA!
So I wondered how Roberto has been taking care of himself financially. I looked it up online, and guess what? He's mentioned in a song.
I'm sure you've all heard of Lady Gaga. But did you know that, for some obscure reason, she mentions Roberto in her song "Alejandro"? Listen to the verses:
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Roberto
Don't you think that's kind of bizarre? Why would she say Roberto specifically?
Oh yeah, she also mentions cilantro.
Don't bother me, don't bother me, cilantro.