Wednesday 10 August 2011

The Talking Pickle, Part 1

I'm quite chuffed over the results of the Pickle this year. So much so, that I recorded an audio adaptation of my prize-winning entry! So, without further ado:

Diary of a Madman by The-Bard

Here's hoping that my colleague Gruntled, winner of the prestigious Inflatable Hammer, will follow suit and record a version of his winning piece. As we were both decorated news anchors on some other forgettable wiki, I know he's well up to the task.


  1. Awesome. It has occurred to me that we now have Uncyclopedia's two greatest vocalists/narrators on board at Illogicopedia now. I'd have never even considered that four years ago. :@)

  2. So much has changed on the wiki landscape in those four years, but little has changed with me. My time remains limited and variable, but I still love to write and record. I'm most inspired to contribute when a project is run by people I like. Today, there isn't a better place than ?pedia.

  3. This is the sort of space-time subset that reminds me that I enjoy being gruntled. ?pedia is the perfect combination of "leave me alone, I'm fucking nuts!" and "pay attention to me, I'm fucking nuts!" Even now I'm tuning out my wife's chatter... something about the dog and the fact that I'm a grandfather or something, I don't know. More importantly, it isn't important. It would not surprise me to wake up tomorrow, only to find that ?pedia is a figment of Hindleyak's imagination, and that I don't actually exist. Speaking of pickles, my granddaughter just finished the last two Vlasic Kosher Dill Stackers, even thought they are not the preferred pickle of choice, all things being even. I will haunt you after I die!