Oh, you're leading us a merry chase indeed, Roberto! We've caught on to your trick, leaving false tracks with your cute little "kitty geta". Know this, arch-foe... Illogicopedia Special Forces, among them myself, The Bard, a certain Yak, Carl from next door and something over 41 Nerds are in hot pursuit.
And when we catch you, boy, you'll only wish we'd waterboard you. Among our band is a specialist in 88 types of urethra-based tortures. Oh, we have plans for you, Roberto. Be very afraid.