IllogiTurtles took place this morning, Eastern Standard Time. Careening dangerously around corners in their modified golf cart of vengeance, this didactic duo promulgates the Word that is... Illogic (eeble sonk). According to the Book Of All That Be Banana, today is the Holy Festival of 5 Bananas, and we will celebrate accordingly.
First, let me warn readers that they should not approach these messengers from the beyond casually, or at all, if possible. They can do horrible things with bananas... horrible!
Secondly, once you start eating the bananas, do not stop until you have consumed 5, or a multiple of 5. Otherwise, Bonjook will be displeased, and will dispatch a minotaur to decapitate your family.
That's it, then. Happy Holy Feast of 5 Bananas and we'll speak again during Retractable Landing Gear week.