Friday, 5 August 2011

Membership Drive Draws to a Close

Well, Howdy Pardners,

Well, it's that time of year again—the time when we pull off our boots and gloves (and probably those of any nearby folks we can hog-tie) so we can reckon a full headcount of the number of mangy varmits; lazy, swindling cokepokes; and ornery, no good galoots that signed up this week to rustle articles over yonder at the Double-? Ranch.

Wow. Only one paragraph in and I'm completely sick of the cowboy vernacular.

Anyway, here are the statistics from our Semi-Annual Triangle Ring Membership Drive:

SpamBots SockpuppetsActual Users
MishelbWOR1
Mishel8oo7
AkylaQaisH
AnnaM7uR
PodpolerirY
Akylaikln
Puwok2008yPf1
PodpoleKGkf5
Akyla2aGN2
AkylagSosu
MishelcoOPB
Puwok2008jttg
Puwok2008R8oN
AngelSlayerfreHY
PodpoleTH1m
Akylan9Rp
Akyla29U1H
PodpolejrZm
AkylaYYXK 
Arrhythmia
Dr. Skullhumper

Juan / Quan
Witty Phantom
ICameHereInACloche
19 2

All in all, greater than the numbers we'd projected.

The SpamBots were far and away the most prolific article writers, though we've observed a significant decline in the quality of their humour. Sadly, they were all sent to the gallows and their articles to the abattoir. The socks provided much more interesting content, though it too was mostly deleted (for tax reasons) and their accounts burned (because we were concerned some of you sillies might mistake them for actual users).

So, our three n00bies of the week: ICameHereInACloch, who we hope will make a first edit sometime very soon; Juan/Quan, who despite having a split personality does have one edit (redirecting Quan to Juan); and Witty Phantom who by virtue of writing a full article is a shoo-in for Illogicopedian of the Month.

Thank you, everyone!

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