|Maybe scarier than Jaws|
I like banjo music a lot, so I grabbed cans randomly in two different aisles. Most of the stuff was vaguely fish-related, as were a couple of dozen bottles of assorted sauces and magical powders.
So, I get home and unpacked the groceries, separating things by likelihood that I would eat the contents. Opening cans in order, three in, I came across this vaguely crocodilian face, snapping its jaws and trying to eat me. As excited as I am about an Extended Illogic Pickle, I feel that a reptile jumping from your food, trying to kill and eat you, would make a much more badassed award. Just sayin'