Admittedky Illogicopedia isn;t the literary outlet for eeeryvody. Ah, forgot my glasses... there, that's better. So, for instance, one might claim they saw bigfoot in the garage using a belt sander. What does one do with that? ?pedia is one possible outlet for the impulse to write such dreck.
So, if like my Malaysian friends, you are, "up with your froggies on the amber market", so to speak, then create an "IF-THEN" control structure in your own life. Think of it as purging your demons and getting free lectures from Tony Robbins.
So, if you find yourself in need of a good hyena blazing during these, the coming dog days, then please come on over to IllogicoPedia and lay some crappy crap on us, baby.