Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Illogicomedia acquires oceanic circulation
Says Dr. Zinbat Calliflorensia of IllogiLabs LLC, "By far the greatest challenge was to adapt bananas with seaworthy gills."
We are adopting a modified Microsofteseque Blitzkrieg methodology with which to quickly and massively saturate the markets in all major oceans and seas. Although holding an initial monopoly on marine fish as an audience, we realize that alone will not guarantee far-reaching success and permanent world domination potential. That is why we have acquired a fleet of decommissioned Soviet submarines. If necessary, we can interfere with merchant shipping long enough to focus our fleet of laser shark satellites on cowboys.